These things.

My sixth grader complained that the seat was too short for him. He is 143 cm tall, weighs 70 pounds, and is completely soaking wet. I’m 6’3″ and that damn thing pushed me forward three inches, ending about two inches into my thighs, and the ones in front of me made it impossible to keep my legs in front of me. My knees were practically around the ears of the poor woman in front of me. They had nowhere to go. If I had bought season tickets, I would have called to demand a refund or to have the backs removed from my seats.

You’d put these things on a restaurant seat to lift a 5-year-old to the table. Whoever authorized them should be sitting in them every day they’re at work for eight hours, for the rest of the season. OSHA would probably put a stop to it after 5 minutes.

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