Gänsehaut, when I am Kop Fanblock sings: “Leipziger Jungs sind unterwegs, rot-weisse Farben wohin ich seh.”Image: www.imago-images.de

The Champions League will take place until 9 p.m., not at the Swiss Meister YB of Inter Mailand. In West Germany there is a boring duel, when RB Leipzig faces FC Liverpool. I am the center of attention: Jürgen Klopp.

Folge mir

Satire – (quick) kein Wort ist wahr!

Now it’s time for Jürgen Klopp to become manager at Liverpool. They want the “Reds” to be on the eve of the day of war against Meister, under the leadership of the Champions League.

Aktuell will be Germany’s 57th anniversary in the year 2025, with Klopp in football: as “head of world football” of the company Energydrink-Herstellers Red Bull.

Dessen Fussball-Aushängeschild is RB Leipzig. A club, the house in the criticism is there, and so on, it is also the meisten anderen Vereine. Jürgen Klopp also has responsibilities with his newly identified information and his responses to anyone who wants it, as part of Red Bull’s technical assistance in American football.

Young and Frischer

Rasenball Leipzig was created in 2009. Kein Vergleich mit dem FC Liverpool: 1892. Wer denn schon so einen alten, verstaubten Klub?!

Please note that the time limit is 15. Schon bald is RB volljährig!Image: www.imago-images.de

Dosen statt Pokale

There are football clubs that have football clubs, but you can’t use them elsewhere. Aber nur Leipzig hat Dosen. Modern Kunst staubfänger!

Trophy for Anfassen.Image: imago-images.de

Boutique atmosphere

At Liverpool’s Anfield-Road-Stadion there are more than 61,000 Zuschauer-Plätzen kaum Luft. In Leipzig, you can play Fussball in a specific moment, Rahmen von höchstens 45,000 Fans genossen werden. And since we’re not going to Liverpool, we can keep old places free.

Widerlich, wie dicht gedrängt man in Liverpool Fussball schauen muss.Image: imago sportphotodienst

Beflügelnde Getränke

Will it be a long British Tee? Wer will you warm the beer or even the Kohlensäure? Eben. In Leipzig there is the Red Bull kübelweise. Yeah!

A club anthem

Mal ehrlich: In Liverpool there was “You’ll Never Walk Alone” with only one lie, as in Dortmund for the game it came out. Billiger Abklatsch! Leipzig has more culture than the Beatles: “Unser Stolz des Ostens heisst RB, RB Rasenball olé!” »

Eigengewächse statt Einkaufswut

He is profane, when the man of Liverpool FC viel Geld in die Hand nimmt in der Hoffnung, auf die Art erfolgreich zu sein. Da macht es Leipzig doch wirklich besser, undem es Spieler des den Farmteams à Salzburg ou au Brasil dans le Fussballzentrale delegated, un sie dort so gut zu machen, dass andere Klubs Millionen für sie ausgeben.

Klopp doesn’t want Klopp

Naturally the attacking group, RB Leipzig, the best football club, is the same as FC Liverpool.

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